Clemens

Clemens is someone every one knows. Hes connected with everything.

person 1: Hey guuurrrllll
person 2: who da fock are you?
person1: dont worry, I know Clemens
person 2: Ahhh shiiiiii Heyyyyyyyyyyy

by Swankyfucker October 9, 2018

clemence

a french goddess that is a hardcore field hockey player. a clemence is sort of a band geek, but in a good way. clemences have a wild side that is only noticed by close, personal friends, and are shy around nonbelievers. a clemence is very VERY smart. do not be surprised if your clemence has like a 5.0 GPA. its just how a clemence lives.

when u have a brialliant idea its called a clemence

by clemence's biffles August 11, 2009

clemendog

When you drill a hole into an orange or clementine and put it on your dick. Then a girl sucks on the orange or clementine until all the juice is sucked dried from the fruit.

The water girl gave me a clemendog before football practice.

by Jock Dock September 25, 2010

San Clemente

A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.

The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.

The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.

Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.

Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"

by TheHonestCalifornian November 29, 2018

Clemency

To lessen the severity of a punishment

The President lessened the sentence to 5 years in jail instead of life in an act of clemency.

by Ikaros July 8, 2006

Clemmed

Starved
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.

She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled.
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."

by Nick Wilkinson April 15, 2006

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011