Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

by Sweet James October 9, 2015

Closet Cleaner

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.

by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Super Dan Cleavered

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.

Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered

by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020

Vatican Pipe Cleaner

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."

Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.

by vastheman January 7, 2008

golden cleamer

The simultaneous acts of performing or receiving a golden shower and cleveland steamer during fornication.

An accepted variation of the term is "gorden creamer" often used by the Herro and Prease Crub members.

Dude 1: Dude, I totarry gave Orivia a golden cleamer rast night.
Dude 2: A gorden creamer?! sweet! and then?!
Dude 1: No and then!!

by kittine December 20, 2008

pussy cleaner

someone who loves to lick girls clean

Katy perry is a pussy cleaner.

by sexy bitch 97 December 14, 2010