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I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.
Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?
by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022
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Laughing on the Inside

After sex, the most excellent fellow remains inside his lady friend. He then proceeds to tell a joke. The laughter causes much nether movement, which feels amazing due to post coitus sensitivity.
After a delightful bout of sex-making, the gentleman removes his monocle and says to the lady:
"I say, did you hear the one about the dog in the bar? MOST AMUSING".
The lady then chortles deeply, and the gentleman loses all composure and says "well done".
The butler peeks out from behind a curtain and dryly adds "Sir has madame laughing on the inside."
by Puddles McGee March 7, 2011
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Laughing Academy

Slang for a psychiatric care facility. Often thought to be taken from the HBO show The Sopranos, but earlier references exist, including usage in Season 2 Episode 2 of Twin Peaks back in 1990.
Dale Cooper: Agent Earle? But he's retired!

Albert Rosenfield: Yeah, I know. To a nice, comfortable chair complete with wrist and ankle restraints at the local laughing academy in D.C.
by BuchuBuchuMan May 3, 2011
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Demoman laughing at you

human 1: hey dude! do you know Demoman laughing at you?
human 2: yea!
by STOP with democrate April 3, 2021
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Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
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laughing stock

A person who has been made fun of because of his or her dumb actions.
She was the laughing stock in class when she farted.
by Jude Charfauros February 19, 2009
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laughing down the toilet

Vomit. In a named direction- hence toward the pot.
After David's 21st birthday, he was laughing down the toilet.
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