Clarke

is an amazing Man who loves his family above himself. He is intelligent and inquisitive. He loves to work with his hands and is able to fix anything. He is fiercely loyal and upholds the ideals of truth and justice. He will always fight for the underdog and will help all those who stand in need. He loves to laugh. He is witty, and has a way of finding joy in all the little things. He is very practical with a streak of imagination and child like wonder that twinkles in his eyes. He is an amazing lover and will always take care of the woman he is with, taking time and making her know that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.Clarke is the man every man wants to be like and every woman wants to be with.

You are so lucky to have a man like Clarke..He is a Dream.I thought they only were like that in the movies.

by Sparkles Harvey February 4, 2010

Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011

Elisia Clarke

The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.

Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”

by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020

clarkeometer

(n) a device, and/or system of measurement used to indicate the quantity of hair in the (female)genital region. Also frequently applied to males in the 21st century.

I didnt want to go down on her when I discovered that she scored very highly on the clarkeometer.

by Professor Goat December 14, 2004

hiram clarke

A infamous ghetto in Houston. Also known as The Clarke.

1: Throw up yo hood
2: The Clarke

by HCHouston July 26, 2005

charked

when one becomes so tan that they take on the color of charcoal.

"Damn, Hannah got charked at the beach yesterday."

"I forgot to put on sunscreen a couple days ago and now I'm looking a little charky."

by michaela234 June 22, 2011

Lee Clarke

The ULTIMATE DICK HEAD
as soon as this name is mentioned people automatically think what a DICK

Antisocial Recluse
Middle aged bald man, who is a piss poor mechanic !

do you know Lee Clarke

by Mtzjon April 9, 2016