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Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.
"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019
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clareese

sometimes they like to coil themselves up and pretend they are a cobra snake. be prepared to do a dark ritual dance on your first date. also they are very stubborn and argumentative.
wow that’s an interesting clareese!
by 1231ilovebunnys May 21, 2018
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Clarence and Priya

Def 1: A Clarence and Priya is a commonly used term for a relationship that goes all the way from uni sweethearts through to marriage.

Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.

Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration
Def 1: Are Bob and Belinda still together?

Yer they did a Clarence and Priya

Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya

Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"
by streetview March 24, 2010
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Clarence Thomas

The type of person that the left hates the most- A black conservative!
Clarence Thomas is a model American citizen, patriot and Supreme Court Justice. With all that in mind, its no wonder the left has spent 3 decades trying to destroy him!
by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023
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clarescense

The aura released when a dog turns green. If inhaled it causes a red volvo to appear in your driveway.
yo I better run there's clarescense in the air dawg!
by Dingdingknockout June 20, 2018
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Clarence

A Dumb looking bloke with a weirdly shaped head resembling a potato (similar to the big lez show Clarence). You can use the term also for the cunt you know who never adds any wanted information to a conversation known as putting in his 5 cents. Also is most likely gay or has extremely low standards. Usually no one gives a fuck what Clarence is saying. Bit of a paedophile.

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(possible Clarence): How messed was that footy game on the weekend.

(normal bloke): No one gives a fuck Clarence
by yeahnagoodson July 21, 2019
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Clarence

A character from another universe, whose experiment went bad and he ended up with Big Lez on our Earth. Was gonna save the ophans but shit happened
Big Lez: "Fuck off Clarence ya fuckin potata head"
by @Mr_Tru_Blue August 29, 2019
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