clayez

a term used for drug abuse

"mann that guy is on a clayez"

by natalie__0 May 24, 2008

clayann

Clayann is a girl you'll never meet because she is such a beautiful girl you'll have to cherish her because there are only a few of her..she is also shy but likeable so if you ever meet her and she like you get in a relationship you wont regret it

That girl is so pretty she is a clayann

by Redmanygr64yut6i October 1, 2018

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

bowl clay

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

by static February 17, 2004

Cutting Clay

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.

Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!

by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011

Clay

Clay is another way to say land.
Clay is usually used by people who enjoy history and Polandball.

"That is my rightful clay!"

by KebabDaily November 17, 2018

Clay Matthews

The most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?

Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.

by th3druminator August 17, 2011