Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"

This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005

Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).

Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Cracked

A fairly new gaming term derived from fortnite culture

Synonyms:

Skilled, Goated, Insane, Godly

“Did you see him just clutch that final circle? Dude killed like 3 guys with no mats and won.”
“Yeah he’s fucking cracked!”

by Fiortec Ig July 31, 2019

cracked

Crazy, mentally unstable.

"I think you're cracked".

by Derek Scott September 9, 2003

Cracked

The true origin of the gaming term "cracked" had its origins from the game Apex Legends. In Apex, when you break an opponent's shield, an audible cracking noise occurs, indicating the opponent has about 100 health remaining. When Apex players would cross over to play Fortnite and play random squads, they would often shout during heated mid-game fights "He's cracked!" to indicted to teammates that the enemy has no shields, just like in Apex. The Fortnite players who did not play Apex, and were unfamiliar with the term, thought the player making the expression was giving a heat-of-the-moment complement that the opponent was very good. As time went on, more Fortnite players would start using the term "cracked" in this misunderstood context.

Player A: "He's cracked!!!"
Player B: "Yeah, that guy's pretty good."
Player A: "No, I cracked his shields!!! Don't any of you guys play Apex???"
Player B: "Sorry, all I play is Fortnite."

by David_Donaldson February 10, 2021

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

cracked out

1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.

"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"

by jilldo December 27, 2003