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cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.
Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.
by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009
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Cigarettiquette

"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers
"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"
by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017
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cigarette dance

happens when you smoke a cigarette outside while the wind keeps changing directions and you keep moving around trying to avoid the smoke.
Goll, i keep having to do the cigarette dance becuase the wind keeps changing directions and i don't want to smell!
by fuggit April 27, 2009
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An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".
Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!
by Telephony September 12, 2014
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Cigarette

Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week
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cigarette effect

a phenomenon when a guy who juuls appears to seem cuter than he actually is. kinda like when actors pose with cigarettes, they are hotter. the cigarette effect
he's not even that cute but because cigarette effect he is
by poopie000 April 25, 2020
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cigarette druggie

People whose taste in men that look like they haven’t had any sleep and eat cigarettes for breakfast. Ex: their looks tend to be pale, strong defined jaw, cheekbones, eye bags for days, etc. Extra points if they’re a feminist, dress nice, and are respectful.
“Hey, tell me about your ideal type of man?”
—“ I’m a total cigarette druggie just like the guys posted on @cigarettedruggies.”
by Cigarettedruggies June 7, 2021
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