When engaging in anal sex (with a latinx for full cultural correlation) but you are to slothfull to trek to the store for lubricant, instead opting to use whatever jelly or pie filling you have available as a substitute.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
The mix of improvised lubricant and bodily secretions oozing out of the receptive participant's anus after the act can be said to resemble filling exuding from the end of a churro, giving rise to the name.
For extra style, coat your partner's nipples with cinnamon sugar to lick for an immersive treat during the act.
WARNING: Please make allowances for difference in viscosity between improvised lubricants vs. products formulated for the purpose. The author of this definition takes no responsibility for injuries (be it anatomical, psychological, emotional, or relational) that result from attempting this practice. Incorporate with anilingus at your own risk.
"Yea, Jane finally wanted to try anal last night, but none of us wanted to put clothes back on to go buy lube, so we found a can of apple pie filling and gave her a lazy churro."
by Lazy Churro November 7, 2023
Get the Lazy Churromug. Inserting churros into your parter's asshole in an attempt to have them propell them from their ass while you try to catch them with your mouth.
by MajiShine December 25, 2009
Get the Churro Cannonmug. The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
by RobJeremy May 20, 2016
Get the Washington Churromug. "Man did you hear about Caleb's American Churro?"
"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"
"Yeah, I heard all the Mexican bitches were ALL over that shit"
by shearainwater November 6, 2012
Get the American Churromug. When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.
by DP5280 August 13, 2022
Get the Snowy Churromug. by itty bitty nipple guy July 30, 2012
Get the wet churro slapmug. Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???
by Don’t use this name June 3, 2018
Get the Puerto Rican churromug.