Mexican Stomach Churner

The act of pouring hot sauce (preferably tapatio) into a sexual partners asshole and proceeding to rail mentioned hole while screaming various mexican gritos

Friend 1: ay guey my girl asked me to give her a Mexican stomach churner last night and i've never been more horrified.

Friend 2: dude you should've done it. I sprang it on the last chick i was with and it real "spiced" up our sex life!

by AYoungOldie July 5, 2023

Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.

Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.

by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024

Ghost Butter Churner

One man holding a second man’s penis, while a third grasps firmly the first man’s hand creating motion with the first man’s hand.

Rudy really enjoyed Christian’s firm grip from Keith during the Ghost butter churner.

by Cumguzzler92648 April 24, 2024

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026

Reverse Texas Roadhouse Butter Churner

When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip

Yeah we did a Reverse Texas Roadhouse butter churner last night

by Young Beauman February 17, 2026

Green Bay Butter Churner

When you buy in da butt and then pound ts to make butter.

Roberto gave me the Green Bay butter churner and made the most delicious butter.

by thedihboss March 10, 2026