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chunder-sneeze

when one is out with friends drinking and your alcoholic beverage goes down the wrong way, giving you that watery mouth making you feel like you are going to be sick. The feeling subsides and then an urge to sneeze comes. The upwards pressure of the sneeze causes you to chunder over yourself leaving you with a startled look not knowing what just happened
did you just cunder-sneeze?
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol
by rigasourous July 21, 2011
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chundergust

the mess you make when the unexpected happens. i.e squirting milk out your nose when someone makes you laugh,
spitting your drink all over the place when someone makes an innapropriate comment at just the right time.
sharting.
dropping things when someone jumps out from behind you.
I saw a video of the weird thing chuck does with his girlfriend and chundergusted all over the place
by man-ho December 25, 2007
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chundercunt

When a woman squirts so violently she projectile vomits.
Friend 1: " Did you meet that girl in the end? "
Friend 2:" Yeah I did her so hard she chundercunted!"
Friend 1:" I get that problem a lot"
by DAYUMSUN March 9, 2015
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Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021
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Chundering Dicks

When you've fucked up so bad, your not just spewin, your chundering dicks
by long neck man June 14, 2010
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Riding the Chunder Dragon

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"
by ChunderDragonRider September 10, 2010
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Chunder

Being sick and vomiting. I believe it originates from "watch under", for when someone vomits from an elevated location.
I'm not going to be the designated driver while barhopping anymore; people keep chundering in my car.
by Two11two March 9, 2007
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