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chump squad

a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"
"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"
by Alexie5221 July 16, 2016
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Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.
Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.
by Snocap November 16, 2006
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Fut Champs

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.
Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022
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chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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Five Jump Chump

A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."

Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.

These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.
The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.
by The Lost Trooper February 23, 2011
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chumpasaurus

Lee Hopkins is an absolute chumpasaurus
by theBeef July 16, 2014
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Fist Pumping Like Champs

To fist pump emphatically with your guido buddies in the club. Phrase coined by Vinny on Jersey Shore
Narrator: FIST PUMPING ALL SUMMER LONG.
Vinny: Fist pumping like champs!
by Redlightning02 December 20, 2009
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