Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 17, 2013

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

churchie

A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.

The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.

by Drenam April 14, 2003

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004

coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

churchie

When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.

Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.

by glitterfied girl April 11, 2008

corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004