man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud

Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

chowder head

someone's whose brains are like a bowl of chowder

Geez, what a chowder head!

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

chowder riffle

a cock,dick. or penis

I have a big chowder riffle.

by GAGT2 June 22, 2010

Chowder Cannon

A penis.

Quit playing with your chowder cannon you pervert.

by 5fingerSurprise March 11, 2009

Body Chowder

Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene

Guy no.1 “fuck man, what’s that funk?”

Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”

by Spumoni June 15, 2018