chotch piece

dumb ass...specifically on the baseball diamond...

John Rally is a chotch piece...

by Chu May 13, 2005

chotch ball

A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.

Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.

Don't go to Vegas on Memorial Day Weekend, it's full of chotch balls

by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010

Chotch Pounding

The act of having extremely rough vaginal intercourse.

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."

by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010

chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

Rotten Chotch

noun: a dirty, too much sexed vagina.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.

Mary Schoppey has a rotten chotch.

by doyouwantmybodydoyouthinkimsexy October 16, 2004

chotch piece

a douche bag; asshole; idiot; morron; jackass on the field; etc...

- "You're a chotch piece..."
- "John Rally is a total chotch piece..."

by IIchutII November 16, 2005

iPhone Chotch

a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.

Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch

by RodgerJohnson March 29, 2009