Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

Dutch Chopstick

A sexual act where the man cums in the anus and then inserts his fingers and removes the specimen, he then feeds the victim his man juice.

Man I gave this girl a mad Dutch Chopstick last night.

by Yimbo McMirran July 13, 2011

Poopy Chopsticks

Drunken Party Game; Take turns taking chopsticks to each other anus's, searching for the peice of feces containing the most undigusted food stuffs. Loser eats.

Jonny lost, now he has poo on his foo man shoo.

by BobbyZ December 13, 2003

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

Chopstick Daddy

When your partner has chopsticks in their mouth like a walrus, and you're having intercourse. They slap your butt like a walrus slapping a rock.

My husband is such a chopstick daddy.

by Jobeeit April 5, 2019

Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017