chobism

When your penis is wider then longer

Omg! You are affected by Chobism

by BAR2341 March 1, 2007

choobinator

choobinator, somebody who ownz choobie(s) or choobs

DANG that guy is one mean choobinator!

by mordaahnator January 11, 2008

combilation

a disorganized assortment, usually implying a large quantity; an arrangement of items or ideas thrown together haphazardly

1. When I pulled out Monopoly from the stack of board games on the top shelf, I slipped and the entire combilation of boards and pieces fell on my head.

2. The DJ played an odd combilation of songs.

3. President Carter tried a combilation of methods to fight stagflation, but the public was put off by his "shotgun" approach.

by miyomiyo January 29, 2010

combitcherating

Extremely negative commiserating between two individuals

The other mom and I were combitcherating over the school fundraiser on Facebook.

by Muppetsonarampage January 2, 2016

combinatie

Romanian operation popular among teenagers that usually involves illegal actions in order to make money. In most cases it fails, or was already done 5 times by someone else, and is well-known by the authorities. Usually ends with a beating/arrest.

Popular "combinatii":

-buying an item and selling it with double-triple price;
-fooling someone to buy something broken that "merge 10/10 nu bate, nu troncane"
-getting drugs without paying
-"a trage teapa" (generic) (pretending to do a job / sell / buy something, but never actually showing to the meeting point, or showing up with a squad of muscle guys to intimidate the individual)

"- Salut, frate, vii diseara la o bere ?

- Nu pot frate... am o combinatie cu niste telefoane."

"- Am o combinatie cu un Golf 4, te bagi ?

- Sigur, frate, dar mie ce imi iese ?"

by deadset47 July 26, 2019

Chomobile

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.

Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

chomobious

adj.
Having the characteristics of a child molester.

Drake entered the room with chomobious intent.

by John Randall's Revenge December 17, 2021