Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries

abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay

by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”

i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

chlamydiana

A type of thot not necessarily meaning someone with chlamydia but a thot so dirty they compare to the STD

Yo she so dirty call her ass chlamydiana

by real bitch rasheeda March 26, 2019

Chlamydia

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.

Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.

by Smd66420 April 23, 2019

Chlamydia

a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.

Chlamydia:

Do you know what is worse than Logan Paul?
Nothing

by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019

Chlamydia

A type of std

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia

by Civsiv October 8, 2019

chlamydia

this words stands for a boy and a girl. not just any boy and girl. boys and girls who are absolutely disgusting and do very bad things. usually the boy is 17 and the girl is around 3 years younger. if you know any of these people you should stay FAR FAR FAR AWAY!!!

boy1: yo you see that 15 year old girl w that 17 year old boy??

boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.

by chlamydia’s bestie December 22, 2019