Chipotle Hangover

The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.

Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.

Michael and Jeff: Your what..?

Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.

by techprodohc February 2, 2014

chipotle is my life

A famous vine video taken in a chipotle restaurant where a young boy uttered "chipotle is my life"

Mother: "Hey, wanna go to chipotle?"

Child: "Oh my god, I love chipotle!"

Father: "What buddy?"

Child: "Chipotle is my life!"

by Bigred669 March 4, 2017

Chipism

The action of being fat/obese due to above average food intake. Used as an insult in most cases. British slang.

Yo that guy definitely got diagnosed with chipism, seriously bro, look at him.

by Faze Jemsabu November 24, 2018

Chipinaw

The best camp in the world. Everyone loves it! The super seniors are the best division!

Oh they are so cool they must go to chipinaw

by Eskye12345 January 13, 2019

chiptonite

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!

Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Chipette

A special person or friend that is really cute and looks amazing

-created by Katy breg

Hello Chipette you look stunning

by Chipettekate March 23, 2023

Chipotlaway

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.

by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009