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that's so chips

When something's to damn good to use the word lit.
by tegmhomas November 19, 2016
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wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
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cripesy

Cripesy (krIpsee) – Generally the adjective form of cripes but occasionally used as an exclamation. The word can be used to mean several things, but useage and voice inflection is important to convey the proper meaning.

1 – Someone’s bad or irritable mood.
2 – A physical irritation or unpleasantness.
3 – Something soiled or dirty.
4 – Someone whorish or diseased.
5 – Describing a less than satisfactory effort and result.
6 – Something that doesn’t go together.
7 – Unstable or poorly constructed.
8 – Poorly performing and functioning.
9 – Expressing dismay, being overwhelmed, anxious, or flustered.
10 – An exclamation of surprise.
1 - Chris needs to get laid; he has sure been cripesy lately
2 - After running ten miles yesterday, my left knee is sure cripesy.
3 - After being on the river, drinking and falling in and out of the canoe all day, my clothes and I were pretty cripesy.
4 - That girl that Jim picked up at the bar was sure cripesy…he should probably go to the clinic.
5 - That pass that I just shanked was sure cripesy. (volleyball)
6 - Bella, being pregnant, craved the cripesy combination of pickles and ice cream. Travis must have been drunk to wear black shoes with a brown belt, it was pretty cripesy.
7 - The cripesy stairs shook and wobbled as I walked down them. Drunk Chris stumbled into the wall…he was sure cripesy.
8 – The cripesy flashlight flickered off and on during the power outage.
9 - “I have to go to the gym, let the dog out, finish my homework and be at work by 7 tomorrow morning…cripesy, I’m not going out tonight.”
10 - “Cripesy, two open parking spots by the door!”
by Trloch March 19, 2008
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Chinesium

An element not found on the periodic table. A crappy metal or plastic substance made in China in the manufacture of ALL Chinese exports.
The only stuff under the Christmas tree this year is Chinesium crap.
by R Vegas July 9, 2010
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chinesium

The material used in products that guarantees that the product will break within the first week of usage.
Your new iphone case broke? It was probably made of chinesium.
by DirtyDan20xx May 1, 2019
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Chinese Pagoda Party

When 8 other men or women have an orgy on top of each other and stack on top like a sexualss Pagoda..
"Hey Wei i just called my lesbians to the Chinese Pagoda Party"
by strawberrylesbianzebra June 19, 2013
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shrimp chips

The most tasty asian snack in the market. Think fat potato sticks that taste a little like shrimp. The shrimp scares away your white friends, so less chips getting mooched and more chips in your stomach!
Gary: Man I'm hungry. Are those chips?

Phil: Not JUST chips, they're shrimp chips! Want some?

Gary: Uhh no thanks, I'll pass.
by Stiff Tacos January 3, 2011
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