bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

by BrizVegas May 20, 2006

chiseling

1. To shape or cut with a chisel.

2. Earnest and conscientious activity intended to make someone like you

3. Early phase of a romantic relationship

Lou: "Aren't you two going out yet?"
Luke: "Nah, I'm still just chiseling..."

by mo-a February 8, 2005

Chiseler

A person who tries to get the lowest price possible on everything and will go to extremes to save a few dollars or pennies. In other words, a cheap ass looser, a coupon-clipper, someone that would bend over in the street to pick up a penny.

That chiseler drove 10 miles to a McDonald's for the buy one get free fries special they're running

by Beznas June 29, 2008

piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks

Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!

by Birko01 September 7, 2013

chisel

A long, slender erect penis. Opposite of chode. Gay slang.

Check out the chisel on that guy- it could go ten inches up my ass with no pain whatsoever!

by dicklicker May 23, 2003

Tongue chisel

When a domesticated animal (typically a dog)drinks water from the toilet bowl and then licks the skid marks clean that were left behind after someone just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet.

"Gross, Maggie the Great Dane just tongue chiseled the skid marks in Queen Latifa's toilet!

by Fixie4life January 7, 2010

chisel

An idiot, cockney slang.

You fucking chisel!

by Harney January 12, 2004