chocaconda

When you take a shit, that swirls around in a snake formation and has a head that sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

You might have had dirreha but you havent had anything like a chocaconda!

by Toliet God February 17, 2008

Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer

by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010

chicago snuggie

when a female and male share a snuggie and end up fucking in it

man last night i used the chicago snuggie.

loster how was the chicago snuggie?

by big sammy 42 January 7, 2010

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

Chicago smile

When someone has their throat cut from ear to ear, it is known as a Chicago smile.

He squealed. The mob gave him a Chicago smile.

by Old paratrooper December 30, 2009

chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009