chegwidden

Chegwidden is always the hottest man/woman of your friend group. Stick close to a chegwidden and it will pay off in the long run, because they are loyal, trustworthy, and overall good people

If were going bowling, make sure you invite a Chegwidden

by Capt. Steve Rodgers February 4, 2014

chewing bread

Eating out a girl who isn't into it.

"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."

by Golgobot April 12, 2014

chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"

by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

Chewing the cud

Thinking about something/someone for a long time.

Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: Just chewing the cud.
Person 1: Ahhh I see bruv.

by ShenMasta June 9, 2018

The Chewing Gum Effect

Offering anything to someone, including chewing gum, causes everyone in the group to want the same thing.

Sam offered Will a piece of gum and then Rob and Kevin asked, and then grabbed without recieving any answer, some gum for themselves. Thus the chewing gum effect was born!

by The Hooligan from Hell February 3, 2010

chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004