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head cheeze

The crusty or solid formation of furmunda on the head of the penis. Furmunda is normally found in a liquid or slime state, but can develop into head cheeze especially after prolonged periods of sexual encounters with poor hygiene following. Head cheeze can be found anywhere on the head of the uncircumcized penis or in the fleshy folds at the base of the head of the circumcized penis.
Dude, take a shower. I can smell your nasty head cheeze from here.
by centaurokc March 4, 2006
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save the cheerleader

The phrase use in NBC's Heroes to save the hot girl that everybody wants to bang. usually followed with... save the world.
Save the cheerleader... save the world

Save the cheerleader... so i can bang her doggy style
by Bald Pretzel November 15, 2006
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frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.
Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
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cheeze n' rice!

a cover up; instead of saying jesus christ when mad. said by people who do not curse.. usually really religious people.
said fast in a husky old man voice
"cheeze n' rice, im out of cigarettes!"
by *Chels* June 28, 2003
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Cheerleading

cheerleading IS a sport .
no matter what people actually think , some of the things we do out there you wouldnt even be able to do.
yeah you think that lifting a girl above your head seems easy , well it isnt .. dont go around thinking that were lifting a 100 pound anorexic girl when we arnt , there are MANY tops who weight waay more then that and we still lift them, and yes .. we DO compete and the intention for that IS to win, we dont just go out there and think "oh lets show off our bodys to make our score higher" we go out there with our routine with we made to try and get the most points to beat other cheer teams , when we cheer on the side lines is just for fun. did you guys know that cheerleading is the SECOND most dangerous SPORT in high school? i kinda doubt that you knew that . and yes football maybe the first most dangerous but in cheerleading you could actually die if something bad happens , ive even heard dtorys from my own coach that someone on his cousins team had his finger RIPPED off when he was doing his basketoss, like seriously guys, cheerleading IS a sport .. theres no doubt about it .
in cheerleading you do many things that other sports do BY THE WAY .
by cheer lover 2010 August 19, 2010
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Cheetle

The crumbs, dust, or other remnants of Cheetos, or a similar cheese flavored snack, such as Doritos.
I could tell Jon has been eating my Cheetos again, because there are cheetles on his hand.
by Joey Firehawk January 9, 2008
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cheerleaders

Ok we get it, you hate cheerleaders. Officially it is a sport, but I really dont think it is. I dont even understand the point to it, but everyone has to admit when we throw amazing stunts and have perfectly timed tumbling going on througout dances that no one misses a beat on, it looks pretty darn cool.

We practice 10 months out of the year and 3 hours every day after school. In summer we have 2 a days and we are in the weightroom more frequently then the football players.
We have to learn over 300 cheers, around 20 dances and learing to fly the stunts I do is no easy task.
We stand out on the track in Montana winter weather but barely feel it because there is to be no stop in the flow of sidelines.
We do not talk or move until we turn around and begin a cheer.
We march and are all perfectly in line and have constant nightmares of 5-6-7-8 AGAIN!
The ab workouts, stretches,running and jumps kill and we are always bruised or sore.
We also have to have a B average to be on the squad, and I am proud to say my best friend and I (the two main flyers) have straight A's.
We cannot wear anything slightly revealing (while our volleyball girls are running around in their bras and spandex)

Its not that easy and I can guarentee that most girls couldnt survive it and so many cant handle the responsibility. There are squads out there that are not even close to this level and I know so many cheerleaders are out there who are sluts and act like stippers. I hate those kind of girls because they make it harder for a cheerleader like me.
Heck you wouldnt even know I was a cheerleader the way I know my NASCAR facts, probly could tell you more about a car then most people, ride dirtbikes, fish, log with my dad, build houses and am the only female in the advandced shop class.

Enough..
Those Polson High School cheerleaders know their stuff. Maybe its a Montana thing...
by Rachel DeLay October 28, 2007
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