chatspeak

Language used by clueless idiots who think that intentionally misspelling words is cool, and anyone who does not speak chatspeak is not trendy or cool.

Person: lyke, OMGZ!11111 i luvvvv ch4tsP34k!!1111
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!

by Cheyenne. Yup. June 24, 2005

chausage

A cheese product with bits of suasage mixed into the cheese.

Next time, try some chausage on your favorite crackers.

by hojosapien October 19, 2006

Chatstalk

When a person is in a chatroom, watching people chat, but never actually saying anything.

I hope nobody's chatstalking our conversation.

by Deathmatch1127 October 6, 2015

chatspeak

A way of typing words online to:

1) Quickly get your message across
2) Annoy someone out of their heads

It often abbreviates words with single letters and replaces an s at the end of a word with a z. It also uses numbers as letters.

Ex:

1=L
3=E
4=A
5=S
7=T
0=O

(Chatspeak user): Lyk lolz0rz I pwn u!!!11!!!1!!1!1
(Normal person): Oh wow. You actually spelt 1 word right in that sentence! *applause*
(Chatspeak user): Lyk d0n7 b3 gell0us 0f mi m4d 5ki115 no0bz0rz
(Normal Person): Oh my god, just be stupid alone
(Chatspeak User): C u l8r nubz0rz
(Normal Person) Ughhh...

by Need a Name August 22, 2007

chatspeak

usually used in IM and text messages...
most adults don't understand it...

that sucks will become dat sux
rocks will become rox

chatter1: oh man... dat sux
chatter2: i hate chatspeak.

by haterposer January 15, 2007

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

chatsgate

Ramsgate, a suburb in the st george area, in sydney NSW.

'chat' meaning shit, a hole, disgusting.

alice catches the 478 to chatsgate

by br3216 March 20, 2008