Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

backup chapstick

A side hoe

Someone who is considered a 'spare significant other' if the first one goes away

Say there are three people (A, B, C). A is dating B, but has been putting enough effort into a relationship with C that if A and B breakup, A can be in a relationship with C.

"I heard that Samantha has been leading Ben on even though she's dating Nick."
"Yeah, Ben is her backup chapstick"

by argylesweaters March 10, 2020

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Bottom Lip Chapstick

A different way of saying 'Dog Water' or 'Trash'

Dude You're some Bottom Lip Chapstick
LMAOOO

by Onyx Smitty February 2, 2022

chapstick

A dashing young englishman's penis.

"bloody hell that little wanker's whippin' out the chapstick!"

by hateradefierce August 22, 2008

nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008

Chapstick

When you cum in a girls belly button, let it ferment and the dip your finger in it and apply it on her lips.

I gave my girl some chapstick last night and she rocked me in the dome.

by Brendone February 14, 2012