Chaotic academia

An aesthetic that involves haphazard routines and messy habits, similar to dark academia but more relaxed

X: My aesthetic is Chaotic Academia

by Kaz00 April 16, 2022

Chaotically Unorganised

The act of being completely organised in some aspects of life, and completely unorganised in other aspects, such that your organisation itself is unorganised.

John had all his correct books organised for his day at school, but had no idea what lessons he had when, finding out from his friends as the day went on. John is chaotically unorganised.

by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

Chaotic Stupid

A D&D (or other similar system) character who uses their chaotic alignment (usually chaotic neutral) as an excuse to do whatever they want, even if it's obviously a lethally bad idea, will piss off the other players, is extremely out-of-character, or a combination of the three.

DM: You see a large corridor with a desk at the end.
Player 1: Whose desk is it?
DM: The nametag on the door behind you said "Planetar General".
Player 2: I shit on the desk.
Player 1: Dude no don't you'll get us killed.
DM: Are you sure you want to do that?
Player 2: My character is chaotic neutral, and as such would do this very stupid thing for the sole reason of causing chaos, regardless of consequences or how anyone else would react.
Player 1: More like Chaotic Stupid.

by alternateolympus October 30, 2023

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

Chaotic Good

An alignment out of the 9 Dungeons and Dragons alignments that focuses his or her's life on doing what they believe is right and wrong. They'll bring peace safety, tranquility, and most importantly freedom across society.

Mario: So Mark what's your D and d alignment,
daniel: Chaotic neutral

Selena: Lawful; good
Mark: Chaotic good, sick of this stupid system knowing so much about treating people differently instead of the same with kindeess and respect.

by EarthMania12 April 6, 2021

Big Hit Chaotic

There's a certain level of chaos that effects not just a single person but an entire entity of people, to the point where NOBODY knows what's going on anymore and no one knows who the hell is in charge of this madness, but everyone's okay with it.
The prime example of this is found in Big Hit Entertainment, home of BTS, where - not only does the CEO Bang Si Hyuk aka Hitman Bang have light saber battles in Iron Man costumes while sidewalk dining, but the future CEO Kim Seokjin, the Lord of DGAF Min Yoongi and the riotous 95 Line have been known to cause hair pulling in their innocent staffs just by doing a little thing called "being themselves."
It is speculated that the reason the BU (Bangtan Universe) was created was because a whole ass alternate reality was necessary just to have a safe outlet for all of the chaos going on at Big Hit.

I know I told you that we welcome a little chaos around here, Kevin, but what you're suggesting is Big Hit Chaotic. We just don't have the insurance.

by LowkeyARMY January 2, 2019

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009