Chandler

Chandler is so super sweet, funny, smart, handsome, sexy, and super super hot. He is probably the cutest boy you will ever meet, and he is so attractive. If you ever date him you are the luckiest girl in the world!

"I want to date him!"
"Too bad Chandler is mine!!!"

by mustachepersonnnnnnn March 6, 2013

ca-cadoodle-ock

Expression used to intensify the meaning of the word cock.

Can also be written as co-cadoodle-ck

Used similarly to absofuckinglutely

Suck my ca-cadoodle-ock!

by Wise Ole Man July 30, 2010

canoodling

The act of enjoying anothers company by getting close to them. This generally takes place on a couch and activities include but are not limited to: whispering, giggling, hot gossip, pillow talk, and squeezies. It IS socially acceptable to canoodle in areas with others, to a minimal degree, even when some believe it is not. Pillows and blankets are usually associated with canoodling as well. Some restrictions apply, results may vary.

Hey did you see Jon and his secret biddy canoodling last night?

by cis4cookie October 22, 2008

Chandler

Chandler is the sweetest guy you could meet. He has many friends and enjoys video games. He loves horror movies as much as any nerd would and even enjoys graphic novels. He's a geek for superheroes yet all geeks are the best kissers such as Chandler. He's incredibly funny, smart, intellectual, shy until you make conversation, and he's up to a challenge. He treats women right and kind and very apologetic. He knows right from wrong and would never hurt anyone on purpose. He's super cute and tall with gorgeous blue eyes the the kindest smile on the earth. You can't help but like a Chandler.

Who's your boyfriend? He's super sweet.
Yeah I know his name is Chandler. He's the best!

by nikealltheway June 22, 2016

chandler

a guy that has a giant dick and is good at sex, normally not your first choice in a guy but once you have him you cannot get enough of him.

so for you guys watch your girl if she is talking to a guy name chandler, because 9 times out 10 he is beating that pussy up and sending her home to you with a great attitude

by og 5 6 May 2, 2014

Chandlered

The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty

Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes

The door just got chandlered

by Youonlylikeknockknockjokes April 18, 2014

Cayoodle

Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.

"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."

by Catahoulahowl March 17, 2019