Chink eyes

A tell tale sign that someone is high. It's what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh... your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink) --> Therefore the word chink eyes is born.

Q: Damn did Mitch just come to class high??
A: I am not sure....oh ya he is. He's got them chink eyes.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

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Chink dick

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

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chink my eyes

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009

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