Cereal Dust

A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.

Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.

by H.R. Manager August 31, 2009

Cerebral Seduction

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.

Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.

by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003

Cerebrosexual

Someone who fucks with people's minds.

Average Joe: Gay or Straight?
Unaverage Joe: Cerebrosexual.
Average Joe: I don't understand.
Unaverage Joe: Exactly.

by creepymangiggles August 4, 2009

cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011