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Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.
Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!
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century challenge

take 100, 1oz shots of beer for 100 minutes. Get a timer and take one shot every minute. The person to go the longest wins.
Its harder than it seems
by get drunk. November 8, 2006
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beauty of the century

Choi Beomgyu of Tomorrow X Together earned the nickname from MOA as 'Beauty of the Century' because of his flawless visual and he's the only one. He is said to have stunning visuals and is only him.
"And beomgyu is beauty of the century. No one, literally no one match his beauty."
by tariiie December 20, 2021
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21st Century Humor

1. memes you see on r/okbuddyretard (subreddit)
2. an absolute mess of old vines, loud sound effects, fart noises, meme songs, deepfake, flightreacts, markiplier, nostalgia critic, sans from undertale, five nights at freddy's, circles and arrows you see on clickbait videos, arab funny, emojis, and, on rare occasions, tiktok memes.
These 21st Century Humor memes are absolute cancer.
by epic memelord August 11, 2020
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Project for the New American Century

A Neo-Conservative Manifesto conjured up by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle and others as a way to put rule of the entire world under the arm of the future militaristic dictatorship of the United States of America.

See also: PNAC
"The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; and that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle."

Takan from their offical website.
by My name June 15, 2006
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Century

A person born in the year 98-01 with a childlike experiences of a 90s kid and a 00s kid. Usually open minded and irresponsibly responsible. Younger than a millennium
Oh my god, us Centuries can be so careless at times. A century like me would know.
by charloexx January 12, 2015
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alpha centauri

I'm guessing you're curious about why so many movies, tv shows, and games reference this aren't you?

Alpha Centauri is probably one of the most important star systems in the galaxy to us because it's the closest, only a mere 4.3 light years away.(yeah real close! lol) Another thing that makes this star system so important is it sports a G2 star which is basicly a sun just like our own except the one in the Alpha Centauri system is bigger. People refer to this star as Alpha Centauri A, she has a little brother named Alpha Centauri B which is a K1 type star and they have one other sibling named Proxima Centauri which is just a red dwarf many say. It's because of this systems G2 type star many believe there may be planets that have oceans and other life producing elements. It's because of this that alot of scifi writers will always want to reference this star system so their work will have a small basis of truth and possibility to it.
"Damn, where the hell do you think these little big-headed grey dudes keep coming from?"

"It's obvious they are coming from somewhere close, probably Alpha Centauri."
by Hobbit May 13, 2004
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