Mon Cello Morte 

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

Mon Cello Morte by Thandroo October 5, 2011

shred the cello 

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

shred the cello by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

playing the cello 

A sexual position in which the girl is seated in front of the guy, with her back to him (preferably at a slightly higher height). Her legs are spread up and out to the side in a "V". With his right hand, he tickles the clit and with his left hand, he plays with the ever-important left boob (which is clearly the better of the boobs). The action thus mimmicks the way in which one would play a cello.

Stosh: I heard RyHakins was playing the cello on Catherine last week.
Zack: Really? Where'd he learn to do that?
Stosh: From Rob Becker I'd imagine.

playing the cello by Tiger Baseball December 11, 2008

playing the bum-cello 

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

playing the bum-cello by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

shred the cello 

to make a lesbo cum

Mj can shred the cello within ten minutes of seeing her girlfriend

shred the cello by shalama momma November 4, 2009

playing a cello 

the act of an individual making-out with a girl who has curves.

alex was in the band room playing a cello for 2 hours.

playing a cello by tidy February 10, 2005

Rusty Cello 

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

Rusty Cello by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010