Cello

1. A musical instrument which is blown like a dick
2. A nonsensical lyrical device for a man with lazy bars

"She blow that dick like a cello"

by cookedken June 11, 2018

Cello

the best instrument ever <3 cellos are so underrated we deserve the melody more often

Person: Hey, is that a big violin?
Me: No you dumbass it's a cello

by freaky_sunfish March 29, 2025

iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

Cello

The fanciest instrument in the orchestra
Between preciscion pegs and regular pegs and a french or german bow the cello is the sexiest instrument in the orchestra!

Yo-ma ma is a famous cellist
"Dang that cellist is playing sitting with the instrument i find that sexy"

"yea shes playing the cello i find that sexy"

by Cellogal July 5, 2017

Cello

The instrument I play instead of Trumpet because mum made me put it as my first preference. I later learned all the really cool kids play cello unlike those wino violinists. Also the name for someone who plays cello is better tat for someone who plays trumpet, we cello players are CELISTS! imagine being called a trumpeter.

WOW! The Cello players in the back are so cool!

by Rimy Jobbs November 16, 2022

Pocatello cello

Grab your partner by the neck, then reach over with your free hand and play with their junk as if plucking a cello...while having a 2 lb potato stuffed up their ass.

Cellist: Man my fingers are tired from playing that Bach concerto on the Pocatello cello last night!

Cello: Your hands are tired? How you think my asshole feels after shitting out 2 1/2 lbs of taters and gravy?

by MasterBlaster7 October 4, 2022

pocatello cello

An act as you stand behind your partner with one hand on the neck, reaching around and strumming the junk as if you are playing a cello...with a 2# tater stuffed up their ass

Man, my fingers are tired from playing Bach on the Pocatello cello last night.

You think your fingers are tired? My asshole made mashed taters and gravy from that concert.

by MasterBlaster7 September 30, 2022