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crystal castles

A Toronto-based band that makes music, which causes your face to explode. The greatest band ever consists of two members, multi-instrumentalist Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass (two of the coolest people to walk this earth!).
we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough
by Juicebox2507 June 14, 2008
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takeshi's castle

The Japanese Gameshow all the way from Japan, and that makes you think about the second to last letter of the alphabet. 100 Nimble nutters are lead by the man in the tan General Lee over a series of hard challenges (usually between 6 and 7). The Contestants that fail to complete these challenges set by Count Takeshi to defend his castle, are eliminate form the game. Those that survive are sent into a last charge against Count Takeshi's Emerald Guard in a n attempt to storm the castle. They drive dodgems with little paper targets on them (sometimes sensors) which they must protect. If the paper rings are pentrated by the highly accurate water cannons of the emerald guard (or a laser hits their sensor) they have failed. They must hit Count Takeshi's sensor to win. There have only ever been 7 winners! Great game show on challenge and trouble. In america it is called Extreme endurance challenge.
An example challenege is Knock Knock. There are simply four sets of four doors. Two doors of each are only paper, the others are made of wood. The contestant must run through all the doors without finding a wooden door and injuring themselves (which is rare)
by Robert Hover February 10, 2004
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poopy castle

You know when you take wet sand and you let it drip on top of a pile of sand.

It's a POOPY CASTLE.
Mom look!! I made an awesome poopy castle!
by zelittleteen June 20, 2016
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Castle Crashers

Castle Crashers is an amazing 2-D game created by The Behemoth for Newgrounds.com that you can download off of Xbox Live. It consists of 4 knights (red, blue, green, and yellow) who are trying to take down a wizard and it's evil barbarians.
Castle Crashers > All other games.
by Eric DeRienzo March 30, 2009
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Castlegasmic

Given by Terri Edda Miller as her definition of Castle Season 6 or more appropriately called SEASON SEX. Basically Castle + Orgasm = Castlegasm. It's an immediate after effect of Castle & Beckett's "Crime Solving Foreply" & "Eyesex".
Did you watch the Castle episode last night?! It was Castlegasmic!!
by Kat Fillion October 1, 2013
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Cantilever

Grand Design's, Kevin McCloud's, favorite word describing an architectural object only supported on one end.
My dick cantilevered towards her pussy.
by kev-in.bants October 13, 2019
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Castle Gondola

The motherfuckin spot
Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed
by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020
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