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Castro Valley

A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.
Dude, what's happening to CV? Everyone is trying to act ghetto.

That's cuz they're not really from Castro Valley. They're inner-district transfers. No wonder our schools are going to shit.
by agirl3236 October 17, 2008
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infidel castro

one who is not fidel castro; one who opposes communism, or is not communist
My brother is an infidel castro. Is yours?
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
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Fidel Castro

(full name Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz) The communist dictator of Cuba since 1959 when he overthrew the government of Fulgencio Batista, to present, although in 2006 he transfered presidential duties to his brother Raúl due to illness. Totalitarian tyrant who has deprived the Cuban population of the most basic of human rights including freedom of speech, peaceful assembly, worship, among others. He was listed on Forbes´"Fortunes of Kings, Queens, and Dictators" list as the 7th Richest Leader, Forbes estimated his fortune at $900 million, only including the money he makes off the wealth of the state, not any past profits.
Fidel Castro has deprived Cubans of human rights as dictator.
by Viquita September 10, 2006
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Cashbrown

Especially understood by South Texans and Southern Californians; References the Mexican (-Americans?) who can be identified by large, expensive jewelry, teeth grills, "low-rider" vehicles with family names stenciled on window, South Pole brand clothing several sizes too large (males), or several sizes too small (females), often draped around neck.
"Man, that Cashbrown thinks he's so fly, payin' everybody's IHOP bill."

"Damn, that Cashbrown's necklace is way too big."
by Canned Ice January 26, 2010
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Castronize

To steal someones "coolness" or "awesomeness" by stealing one of their made up jokes or puns.
Marty told Joe a very funny joke back at the house, but when they arrived at the party, Joe then told everyone the joke and gave no credit whatsoever to Marty. Joe Castronized Marty!
by Elmo50588 May 21, 2011
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Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz

Another man who people forget was a homophobic racist.
Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, or simply known, Fidel Castro was a homophobic racist who made it illegal to speak out about racism and imprisoned gays.
by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018
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trump-castro-phe

A dictator from the west running for public office in the good old USA.
Trump-Castro-Phe is a candidate running for public office that has no statesmanship qualities. Talks and addresses others like a dictator , and has the potential to cause chaos and disaster to the people and the world.
by Art Is Skin Deep July 4, 2016
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