Castronize

To steal someones "coolness" or "awesomeness" by stealing one of their made up jokes or puns.

Marty told Joe a very funny joke back at the house, but when they arrived at the party, Joe then told everyone the joke and gave no credit whatsoever to Marty. Joe Castronized Marty!

by Elmo50588 May 21, 2011

Cartoonize Yourself

An annoying-as-frack application used in the form of advertisement on numerous websites. A rather recent phenomenon, it advertises the basic feature of simplifying and altering the hues and pixels in an image to give humans/animals/objects a "cartoonish" look. It's actually really easy to do yourself via photoshop.

Bill: "Hey Frank, guess what?"
Frank: "What? Can't you see I'm playing Modern Warfare 2?"
Bill: "Yeah, but did you know you can use this free online program to make a cartoon picture of yourself? It's called "Cartoonize Yourself" and is so cool!"
Frank: "LOL I'm a graphic designer, I can do that in fifteen seconds on Photoshop."

Bill: "Wow, I suck. I'm gonna go eat my lawn now."

by Stiffofdeth January 29, 2010

Astronized

To be shocked or astonished

Man, that girl had me astronized!

by AjBandz January 23, 2019

Castracized

A term used to describe the act of stripping a male individual of their membership within a group or community, often accompanied by an attempt to undermine or diminish their sense of masculinity.

When Bob accidentally ordered a kale salad at the BBQ joint, his buddies playfully castracized him

by FloeThePoet September 14, 2023

castracize

To castrate (to remove the testes or ovaries) and ostracize (to exclude from society, friendship, conversation, privileges, etc) someone for a dick/bitch movie he/she has done.

"Did you hear that Todd cheated on Susan?"
"Yeah, he has definitely been castracized."

by magpie1791 March 26, 2010

Cantonize

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3

Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)

by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007

Castracized

What happens socially to a white man when he says the N-Word in public.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim?"

"Yeah, he said 'Nigga' on X, he lost his job and his wife."
"Yeah, he got castracized."

by M0N0P0LY May 24, 2024