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Castronize 

To steal someones "coolness" or "awesomeness" by stealing one of their made up jokes or puns.
Marty told Joe a very funny joke back at the house, but when they arrived at the party, Joe then told everyone the joke and gave no credit whatsoever to Marty. Joe Castronized Marty!
Castronize by Elmo50588 May 21, 2011
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Cartoonize Yourself 

An annoying-as-frack application used in the form of advertisement on numerous websites. A rather recent phenomenon, it advertises the basic feature of simplifying and altering the hues and pixels in an image to give humans/animals/objects a "cartoonish" look. It's actually really easy to do yourself via photoshop.
Bill: "Hey Frank, guess what?"
Frank: "What? Can't you see I'm playing Modern Warfare 2?"
Bill: "Yeah, but did you know you can use this free online program to make a cartoon picture of yourself? It's called "Cartoonize Yourself" and is so cool!"
Frank: "LOL I'm a graphic designer, I can do that in fifteen seconds on Photoshop."

Bill: "Wow, I suck. I'm gonna go eat my lawn now."
Cartoonize Yourself by Stiffofdeth January 29, 2010

Astronized 

Man, that girl had me astronized!
Astronized by AjBandz January 23, 2019

Castracized 

A term used to describe the act of stripping a male individual of their membership within a group or community, often accompanied by an attempt to undermine or diminish their sense of masculinity.
When Bob accidentally ordered a kale salad at the BBQ joint, his buddies playfully castracized him
Castracized by FloeThePoet September 14, 2023

castracize

To castrate (to remove the testes or ovaries) and ostracize (to exclude from society, friendship, conversation, privileges, etc) someone for a dick/bitch movie he/she has done.
"Did you hear that Todd cheated on Susan?"
"Yeah, he has definitely been castracized."
castracize by magpie1791 March 26, 2010

Cantonize 

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3
Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)

Cantonize by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007

Castracized 

What happens socially to a white man when he says the N-Word in public.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim?"

"Yeah, he said 'Nigga' on X, he lost his job and his wife."
"Yeah, he got castracized."
Castracized by M0N0P0LY May 24, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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