Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010
Get the Carving the Christmas Hammug. "Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"
by Pumpkins=Racism February 18, 2009
Get the Pumpkin Carving Partymug. When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
by TRA90 March 7, 2023
Get the Hand-Carved Blumpkinmug. When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
Get the Carve some turkeysmug. That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021
Get the Carve someone’s Turkeymug. "That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.
by Luckyfarms April 7, 2016
Get the Carve my chickenmug. The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
Get the Penis ice-carvingmug.