Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010
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Pumpkin Carving Party

The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"
by Pumpkins=Racism February 18, 2009
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Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013
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Carve someone’s Turkey

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021
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Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
by TRA90 March 7, 2023
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Carve my chicken

The action of roughly giving a handjob.
"That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.
by Luckyfarms April 7, 2016
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Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
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