The Hanging Carradine

a sexual position in which you hang yourself in a closet and have your bitch suck you off while you struggle to breathe. Reveals an exotic, painful pleasure

I was pullin the hanging carradine with my girl last night, almost didn't get it off in time to cut the rope.

Male 1:The rusty trombone doesn't quite do it for me anymore, I need a more painful experience.
Male 2: Try the hanging carradine.

by jm_DFB July 19, 2009

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

Magna Carta

The state of being completely and utterly plastered

Jim: Bro last night was insane! Did you see John? He had serious fucking Magna Carta

Chris: Are you serious man haha? He was that far gone

Jim: Oh yea haha

by The Magic Hat March 30, 2011

Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Cartavious

Man who has had sex with over 1 million women. He's a player, pimp, and a mack also called Papi. Seen driving cadillac, Infiniti, and Monte Carlo. Usually out late hours of the night (night rambler).

My ex- boyfriend is such a Cartavious.

by Angelo Mike January 20, 2014