Carbonated Lemonade

Crisp and tart

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

Carsonogenic

What listening to too many reruns of da "Heeeeeeere's Johnny!" show may be if you're sensitive to crappy-a** foolishness.

In "The Shining", Jack's potential harm to Wendy was a lot more serious than merely being Carsonogenic when he axed the door and blurted out his famous Ed-McMahon-impersonation line!

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

carsonified

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat

"he just got carsonned by the group chat"

by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023

Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.

This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!

by 2old April 3, 2023

Carbonated Frosting

The frosting on a cake post cake fart. Due to the cake farting process in which a person rips some good sphincter rumbles, the frosting becomes carbonated.

You gonna eat that carbonated frosting after Keely finishes her cake farts?

by ProfessorGibbon April 25, 2023