Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.
Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.
by Moses October 13, 2003
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A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!
This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY
by blehblehh January 23, 2009
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Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
The new born baby has a new baby carrot.
by Oscar Cox June 24, 2019
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how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce
look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE
by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020
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A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021
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A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.
by chicken..nugget..123.. June 29, 2019
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It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it
by It’sjustmeee February 14, 2019
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