Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

Carrot

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY

by blehblehh January 22, 2009

Carrot

A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.

Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation

by Bigwillyman69420 March 8, 2022

carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.

Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”

by ava609 March 29, 2020

carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce

look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE

by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020

Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019