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Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.
"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.
by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021
mugGet the Timmy Con Carnemug.

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.
Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.
by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022
mugGet the Chilli con carnemug.

caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.
Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!
by poowacko May 23, 2016
mugGet the caca con carnemug.

batir tu carne

What the ob soccer team catches from shafag. A very rare STD only recieved from Shafehs.
Oh shit he got batir tu carne from shafag?
by Nickyboyblack October 11, 2018
mugGet the batir tu carnemug.

Kodie Carne

The most amazing human on this planet🖤
-Eli
If you're reading this, no you arent
'i love Kodie Carne, I want to make their name into Kodie Black' 🥶🥶🥶🥶 marrage proposal oooh Kodie you wanna marry me so bad
by Tonkkz March 27, 2021
mugGet the Kodie Carnemug.

Chili non Carne

A vegan-friendly chili. Made with meat-free mince. Just as tasty as the meaty version!
I made chili non carne for my gf last night. And she was hot for me later!
by Dansdad July 19, 2022
mugGet the Chili non Carnemug.

Marco Carnes

A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID
Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)
by Mr. Secrets January 26, 2019
mugGet the Marco Carnesmug.

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