/kar-nis-kuh-tair-ee-uhn/
Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Noun
– A strict Diet where you can only consume Carnist Hypocrites — People who claim to love Animals, protect the Environment, or care about Kindness, yet still eat Meat, Dairy, or Eggs.
– The most sustainable form of Eating, since Carniscatarians recycle Hypocrisy back into the Food Chain.
Lifestyle:
Carniscatarians do not eat Plants or Animals directly. Instead, they survive exclusively on those who eat Animals while pretending not to be part of the Problem.
Fun Fact:
Often considered the most ethical Diet on Earth. It saves Animals, saves Plants, and cleanses Society of Hypocrisy one Bite at a Time.
Examples:
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
“Sorry, I don’t eat Bacon. I’m Carniscatarian. I only eat the Guy eating Bacon.”
“She said she was an Environmentalist while biting into a Cheeseburger, so yeah… Dinner’s sorted.”
by Carniscatarian August 22, 2025
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1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).
1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).
During the funeral, Kevin’s Cartism flared so badly he leaned over the casket and whispered, ‘Honestly, she had the aerodynamics of a ’97 Civic.
by cartism girl September 4, 2025
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