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All the girls are after carlo
by Moucy June 15, 2018
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Карлос - огромный человек и человек, не позволяйте им приближаться к вам, или они потянут ваш быстрый ...
Омг, что парень Carlo - это все!
by XX69DATBOI69XX November 22, 2018
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Person 1: Fuck Carlo
Person 2: Yeah
by Rick Satan December 6, 2018
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Carlo is the sexy, hot, hilarious, handsome guy who is nice, and kind, and funny towards everyone he meets. He is the guy you have had a HUGE crush on for the entire year but you dont want to tell anyone because he has a stupid “girlfriend” he makes you happy whenever you look at him, when you stare at him during science after he falls off his stool. Carlo is the guy who snaps in your face because he knows you cant snap and he wants to make you laugh when you get mad. Carlo is the the only guy who can look hot with braces on. He makes sexual jokes but he knows when he has crossed the line so he stops. He makes jokes about getting kicked out of his mom’s house he is the cutest guy in the entire 6th grade and you are the ugliest girl so you know he would never go for you so you just keep staring at him during ELA, science, and lunch and that is enough for your little heart to go pounding out of your chest whenever he does something stupid or funny.
Carlo is soooooooo hot.
by DarkAndTwisty April 5, 2019
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kING C A.K A Carlo
He has many names how ever most know him as Carlo, he is a Alien to this planet and is awaiting his for his mother ship to finally trace his beacon so he can finally leave! He has however mastered the human language known as SARCASM, he clearly has no real taste he doesn't like Marvel or Taurus and he is a real Asshole! However, once you actually sit through this painful process of getting through his defectiveness , he is actually a real Gem, you can tell him all your secrets, although he really does listen, he forgets them all in a few days. He has a heart that is big and cares more than he will let on, he is funny in a way that not many people are, actually he isn't like many people at all, he is an Alien after all.
He is a good friend and a great Dad and I believe he is as loyal as a dog. So if you ever have the privilege of finding this rare person, give him a chance! Take him for a bike ride, just don't take him off his bike!
by #Wench October 30, 2019
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Carlo is a natural born pimp!

From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
Carlo HES our hee hee man
by The Giza December 1, 2019
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Carlo is a cock-sucking asian who loves to flirt with thicc kawaii girls in facebook
Stop being a carlo please dude
by Esketite April 13, 2020
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