Cardboard-Box

The last resort as a home for really poor people.

If you wanna go get high with Ross,
Smoke an L in the back of his cardboard-box.
Oh why does he live this way?
(Hey, must be the welfare!)

by John Five April 30, 2006

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

cardboard shorts

shorts worn at posnack high school as part of their uniform

these shorts are made of cardboard or sumthin. yea thats why theyre cardboard shorts!

by hardbutt October 7, 2010

Cardboard Vineyard

Any wine that comes in a box.

Tonight we have many selections from the Cardboard Vineyard aka Box Wine

by RC737 May 10, 2019

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019

cardboard nigger

a later stage of the tundra nigger. what happens when a tundra nigger comes to Anchorage, drinks a lot, and can do nothing but hold a cardboard sign asking for more money for more alcohol.

i was just sitting around, and this nasty smelling cardboard nigger came up to me trying to get beer money.

by M Perry September 12, 2005

cardboard cutout

Someone who is seen as generic and one dimensional, with little depth or individuality to their character. Typically someone who strives to 'fit in' to be as popular as possible, often not being their true self. Can also simply mean someone who is seen as being a stereotypical character in any kind of way.

"My friend only watches Reality TV and makes fun of anything that isn't the current fashion........he's a real cardboard cutout c**t"

by Not my name #39563935 January 7, 2022