Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

nicolas caged

Nicolas caged is when you go on somebody's computer and make every thing Nicolas cage.

Ginny: * laughs* I'm totally going to Nicolas Cage him! * uploads Nicolas cage pic all over desktop* *makes background Nicolas cage*

John: What are you doing Ginny!

Ginny: *say nothing*
John: dang I've been Nicolas caged!
Ginny: *laughs crazy*

by Ready set go April 29, 2014

let your caged canary sing

express your inner creativity in productive ways, without caring too much about what others think of your

music, art and culture are all about having to let your caged canary sing freely

by Sexydimma February 13, 2015

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

by avatar fan 123 June 30, 2022

caned

British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.

"Mate, I'm well caned."

by daveeee July 13, 2004

Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

by Doctor Shockwave January 22, 2009