sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.

Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.

by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016

Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.

One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”

by lilpeengang November 24, 2020

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube

My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.

Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.

by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025