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Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.
by Small wood August 28, 2019
mugGet the Calzonemug.

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.
Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!
by jham1298 November 3, 2021
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Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.
by Gigi820 June 29, 2021
mugGet the Cunt Calzonemug.

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 17, 2015
mugGet the calzone babymug.

Calzone

A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa
"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"
by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 3, 2023
mugGet the Calzonemug.

Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube
My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night
by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022
mugGet the Brooklyn Calzonemug.

Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight
by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
mugGet the Calzonemug.

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