When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
by Small wood August 28, 2019

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.
by jham1298 November 3, 2021

by Gigi820 June 29, 2021

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 17, 2015

by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 3, 2023

by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
