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calzone

A large wad of money. Lotsa cheese, Lots of dough.
The guy rolls up with a calzone in his pocket and starts making it rain all over the strippers.
by DBruch October 30, 2010
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Calzone

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.
Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."
by The Popcorn Gangster April 9, 2007
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Mexican Calzone

A sexual combo move whereby the man performs an Alabama Hot Pocket and then 'seals the envelope' in which he seals the excrement inside of the woman's vagina using his dried semen.
I was going down on this girl and forgot that I had given her a Mexican Calzone the night before.
by The Fourth Holes April 20, 2011
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sin calzon

Nicaraguan phrase equivalent to the black man's phrases "money," "drained," and/or "ballin" after successfully scoring a 3 point swish.
*swish*

Nicaraguan: SIN CALZON!
by Nicaraguan Hitman September 18, 2010
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calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.
The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!
by Sclass12 November 2, 2004
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Calzord

Cal-zo-rd

-noun Giant Robot
A giant uber robot with the stolen heart of a human scientist. This huge robot's origins are uknown only that one day it appered fighting zombies, sea creatures and domesticated animals. With a heart for science and a taste for cats, this robot defends his small town with lasers missiles and rocket boots.Why dose it need to defend a small town? because of the evils that the council of public land ownership (cplo) can cook up with there evil minds to try and tern the land Calzord grew up in to a garden center.
boy: did you see calzord the other day?
girl: what is a calzord?
boy: the giant robot behind you!
cat:*dead*
girl: my cat!!
boy: good job calzord

wow that explosion was almost as awesome as calzord!
by Calzord January 12, 2010
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seafood calzone

that chick is fine..I'd gobble her seafood calzone.
by Joves II April 9, 2008
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