calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008

calvin and hobbes

the best comic books ever!

Calvin Rocks!

by Dinoras July 20, 2003

Calvin

Someone my friend and I can talk about all night. He's so muscular and works out a lot. His dick is huge and makes people happy!

Oh my gosh Calvin is so hot!

by secretunicornlover November 23, 2011

Calvenator

A calvenator is a small or large dent in a wiffle ball bat after it has been struck by a wiffle ball.

Timmy hit the wiffle ball so hard the bat got a calvenator.

by Remes January 6, 2008

Calvin

Sexiest man alive, dick game on point. If you encounter a Calvin in a sexual situation your vagina will be destroyed. Waddling is a common side affect of a Calvin. He not only is beautiful on the outside he also has a personality of gold. Incredible humour all though sometimes inappropriate.

:Did you see Calvin yesterday?

- Yes how did you know
:You were waddling

by Million.dollar.puthhhayyyy January 3, 2021

calvin

Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.

"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"

by astroboy_inspace! May 17, 2006

Calynne

A good looking girl. Sweet, kind, funny, trustworthy, usually has lots of friends. Has many guy friends, but keeps them guessing. She is not easily persuaded, and sticks to her own opinions. Sometimes shy, until you get to know her, then she never stops talking. Blonde or brunette with a great smile. Has a flirtatious personality that sometimes gets her into trouble.

look at that calynne

by missladyy May 25, 2011