A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.
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Get the calbongadoo mug.When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
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