calamityabi

She’s a very beautiful girl, I don’t really know her, but I wish I did, she seems very nice. She also seems very cool nvm she is cool, she listens to ZAYN. She’s atm(13th of June 2021)not long away from 2k followers, which is a pretty big group of people(hope she reaches 2k soon)

Person: who’s calamityabi?
Other person: only like one of the coolest 1D tiktokers

by Heazzs June 13, 2021

CalamityMan

A surreal figure who appears precisely when things go wrong, not to help, but to narrate the chaos with theatrical flair with a suspiciously wet sandwich in his pocket.

The CalamityMan doesn’t solve problems. He magnifies them. He arrives uninvited, wearing a trench coat made of expired insurance policies, and speaks only in riddles, screams, and outdated Latin proverbs.

He gives the illusion of action, like pointing at things, whispering to walls, licking envelopes ...but ultimately contributes nothing except confusion and a faint smell of licorice.

“Everything was fine until the printer exploded and the CalamityMan showed up with a kazoo and a bucket of mayonnaise.”
“We thought the Wi-Fi was down, but it was just slow. Still, the CalamityMan came and performed a silent interpretive dance in the hallway.”

by Zeverkieken September 16, 2025

calmmity

The utmost feeling of being calm.

Calmmity........Having a coffee in the morning, give me a sense of clam-mity.

by Laney lane January 16, 2016

Calamituff

a person who gets famous from one thing, then refuses to even look at it and silences all mention of it.

Guy 1: I'm not really that into Twitch anymore, I think I'll move on.
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*

by not enough definitions here November 8, 2020

calqmity

When your trying to look up calamity but your on your phone and you type q instead of a

Me Into the search bar: Calqmity
Urban dictionary: no results for "calqmity"
Me: imma make this

by Wolfy needs chocky milk May 6, 2021

calambity

Refers to da humiliating shocker dat occurred when Mary's small fuzzy ovine-friend decided to come out of hiding under her school-desk and patteringly follow her up to da blackboard.

Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

Calamitous

involved with disaster, chaos and catastrophe

The collapse of the huge shopping mal; was utterly calamitous.

by kangsaebyeokplayer67 November 21, 2021